Sunday, March 23, 2008

WHO IS ANONYMOUS?

This is an excellent video explaining the history, culture, growth, of Anonymous. It also explains chanology and its memes. This is revolutionary and I think this a significant explanation of the Anonymous Revolution. Anonymous delivers.

EXCELLENT VIDEO OF MARCH 15

Anon friends did this great video of the SF Party Hard raid. There was a mudkip flag and a delicious mudkip cake. You can hear anons squealing with delight.



Music track is Vivaldi's Four Seasons, lol!

SAN FRANCISCO PROJECT CHANOLOGY FLAG



The Anonymous Revolution so far has two symbols: Headless Guy and the Mudkip. The DC anons were the first to make a headless guy flag. I decided to make flag using a mudkip, the logo on the Project Chanology website. An excellent graphic artist anon created the design. It was unfurled for the first time at the San Francisco raid on March 15, 2008, and carried into battle at the protest at the CoS LRH Birthday event held at the Hilton Hotel on March 22.

Anons in San Francisco are delighted with the flag. Some anons staged an epic Iwo Jima style raising of the mudkip flag right in front of the org. lol! Will post moar pix later. The flag was designed by the awesome tintinanon.

Update: Here's a video from anonymouslalalalala Teh anons squeal with the delight at the delicious mudkip caek:

XENU FROM SOUTH PARK

I was telling a friend of mine about the story of the evil Lord Xenu, the CoS explanation of how evil came into the world. She was giggling so much she was starting to cry. This is for her and all of you who are wondering what all this Xenu business is all about. Can't wait for moar from South Park as the struggle unfolds.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

BACK FROM THE ICU

My laptop got AIDS the day after last week's protest on March 15. I now have it back up and running. There is much to report on. And I will be posting again soon.

Anonymous will prevail.

Friday, March 7, 2008

WHAT'S UP WITH ANONYMOUS AND ITS INSURGENCY AGAINST THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY?

WHAT'S UP WITH ANONYMOUS AND ITS INSURGENCY AGAINST THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY?

What's up with all the Guy Fawkes masks?


Also called Epic Fail Guy or EFG masks. Watch V for Vendetta. Also, we don't want to get "fair gamed" by the Cult of $cientology. See "Fair Game" and "R2-45" on Wikipedia.

What is the thing with Xenu?

According to L. Wrong Hubbard the Evil Lord Xenu and his Evil Psychiatrists are responsible for everything evil in the world. $cilons hate him. Therefore, he is our Lord. We taunt $cilons with him whenever possible, particularly because they are not supposed to find out about him until they pay the Cult $300,000. Madness.

What are "lulz"? And how do you pronounce it?

Lulz is the plural of LOL (Laugh Out Loud). It is pronounced exactly like the word "lulls". It is not "a corruption of LOL" as the morons at Faux News believe. Anonymous are lulz-warriors. In lulz we trust. Lulz and epic lulz are the only reasons we do anything. We fight for lulz and great justice. "Came for the lulz; stayed for great justice, epic win, and moar lulz." - Anonymous

Why is Anonymous intent on taking down the Church of Scientology in its present form?

Alleged murders; driving people to suicide; medical quackery; practicing psychotherapy without a license; false imprisonment; frame-ups; wire-tapping; theft; planting damaging evidence; slander; blackmail; extortion; subversion; black ops; driving people to insanity; bilking poor people out of money; crushing people and their companies to bankruptcy with lawsuits; evasion of process serving; carrying out the largest infiltration of the US Government ever; destruction of families by "disconnection"; church punishment re-education gulags; exploitation of members at sub-minimum wages; imprisoning kids of foreign church workers by locking up their passports; forced abortions as condition of maintaining employment; intimidation of the media; sexual abuse; homophobia; grinding down the IRS to the point of budget deplenishment to get tax-exemption, quite possibly ultimately obtained by blackmail and extortion.

tl;dr (too long; didn't read): "Just like the Mafia, but without the ethnic charm and humor." - Anonymous

I have seen a strange looking bird-like animal on a Project Chanology flag. What is it?

It's a mudkip. It is the logo of Project Chanology, "a large-scale plan to take down the Church of Scientology in it's present form." You can see it on the ProChan website. It's one of our symbols because it's lulzy. For background refer to the article Mudkip on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

What is all this stuff about the "Fourth or Fifth Marcab Invader Fleet"?

It's part of the cult's "space opera" (See Wikipedia). Church of $cientology Supreme Leader David Miscavige believes that Anonymous are the "Fourth or Fifth Marcab Invader Fleet" allied with Evil Psychiatrists to use the internets to take control of thousands of net minions. You can't make this shit up. Has produced many epic anonymous photo-shops and epic lulz for the Marcabian Lulz-Warriors.

What's the deal on Rick Astley and Never Gonna Give You Up?

You have a problem with Rick Astley?

What's the deal with the 1812 Overture?

Watch V for Vendetta.

Are you going to play Andrew W.K's Party Hard a lot at your Party Hard L. Wrong Hubbard Birthday Party on March 15, 2008?

Yes.

Where's the best place to get more information?

1. Critical Scientology Resources at xenu-directory.net
2. Enturbulation.org
3. Ex-Scientology Kids
4. Xenu.net
5. Project Chanology at partvan
6. Project Chanology at Encyclopedia Dramatica

Why does Anonymous think it can win this war/insurgency?

We are Legion, and doesn't afraid of anything. We are ten-year old girls on the internets and 87-year old granmas writing letters with other blue-hair minions. We are your IT guys. We are psychiatrists, mid-wives, nurses, doctors, veterinary technicians, therapists, sociologists, clerks, admin assistants, sales guys, marketing guys, litigators, public defenders, soldiers, sailors, Marines, MBA's, accountants, bankers, businessmen, entrepreneurs, bar-tenders, bikers, cops, gear-heads, composers, musicians, singers, artists, poets, celebrity gossip hounds, bloggers, journalists, editors, ex-$cilons, ex-$cilon kids, family and friends of people still in the cult, atheists, agnostics, Jesus freaks, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, rich, poor, straight, gay, color-blind, students, grad students, professors, lawyers, paralegals, DJ's, rockers, punkers, gamers, youtubers, /b/tards, housewives, soccer moms, single moms, single dads, channers, athletes. Lulz-Warriors. Epic Winners. We are you. Join us.