Friday, February 15, 2008

blue-hair minions watchin pr0n in ur basement

The excellent Nekromantik reported on his experience of speaking with the representative of his Congressman It went exceedingly well:

When I mentioned to her that the Co$ had infiltrated the IRS and received their tax-exempt status just as the perpetrators of the crimes were being sent to jail, she stated that this was something that *absolutely required* investigation. MAJOR FUCKING WIN!
Blue-hair MollyBloom responded:

Excellent.

Yes, please give links for all the tax info and the cases that have been in court and I will get my blue-hair minions on this immediately, they need to get out of the basement anyway because they have been finding where the kids hang on on the chans and are lurking there; I think they are enjoying the pr0n too much. ;)
That's Anonymous. Bluehairfags and 13-year old boys watching pr0n in the basement. lol!

Join us.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

ENTURBS OF THE NAO - 1

There is such a great ferment of thinking, debate, strategizing, and lulz going on at the enturbulation.org it is getting difficult to keep up with posts. So many of the posts are insightful, intriguing, amusing, and moving. From time to time I will post Enturbs of the Nao, gleanings from Enturb's threads.

Tax-exemption: Enturbanon Kansan to stop $ci pointed to excellent articles in the ABA Journal and the NYTimes on the current case claiming the government is violating the Establishment Clause of the Constitution by granting CoS tax deductions for the outrageous fees for "religious" education it charges, and this despite a 1987 Supreme Court forbidding them to do so.

Femanonymous provided this great quote from the pdf of the 2002 9th Circuit Court of Appeals from the ABA Journal article:
If the IRS does, in fact, give preferential treatment to members
of the Church of Scientology -- allowing them a special
right to claim deductions that are contrary to law and rightly
disallowed to everybody else -- then the proper course of
action is a lawsuit to stop to that policy. 1 The remedy is not
to require the IRS to let others claim the improper deduction,
too.
Tsu No Dihm makes this excellent comment:

The Holy Bible, Free from Gideons.
The Book of Mormon, Free from the Church of Latter Day Saints.
The Teachings of Scientology, more than $350,000

Revoking the Tax Exempt Status of the Corporation of Scientology...

PRICELESS!!!

Something I thought up today, perhaps it would make a good sign or Flier.

Calling all lawyers: An Anonymous Army of Lawyers is needed to take on this epically litigious Goliath. Join us!

Chanology: The great debate on chan culture and how much it should be evident in our raidz demonstrations and propaganda our banners, placards, and handout continues to rage. There are so many posts pro and con, I am going to give my position here and let you browse Enturb for varying perspectives.

I find chan culture so lulzy that I want to introduce it to people. I am always thinking of ways to help people get over their shock and disgust at some of it, appreciate chanology, have great lulz and join us. If they are unwilling to enjoy mega-lulz, then I try to get them to support the cause of great justice anyway. The critics and liberated captives of Scientology are thrilled with us just as we are. We don't need everyone to join us. Today we are 7000+ . The cult is only 80,000. If we can recruit that many anons, they are dead. Surely we can get that many despite what some may be turned off by. Chanology is not all niggertits. We can leave the word out of the raids. We have a ton of memes the public will love. So let the rickrolls roll. Let everyone join us and party hard at the March 15 raidz and enjoy the delicious caek of our finest memes.

Crimes of the Cult:

Biggins posted this gem:

January 21, 2008

Three French members of the Church of Scientology, suspected of holding a fourth person against their will, were arrested Monday in Nuoro, Sardinia, a local police spokesman told AFP. “The three people belong to the Church of Scientology, whereas the person being held was probably not a member,” Fabrizio Mustaro, of the Nuoro Prefecture on the Mediterranean island, told AFP.

Police were alerted by a phone call that reported cries for help coming from a house on Mount Ortobene, near Nuoro, said Mustaro. Officers found a 47-year-old woman of Tunisian origin sleeping semi-naked on a mattress infested with vermin. She was subsequently hospitalised. Three other people at the house, a 42-year-old woman and two 18-year-old men, one of Tunisian origin, were arrested and charged with kidnapping.
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"You Can't Stop The Signal"

Nice work, scilons.

Moar later.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

MESSAGE TO THE PRACTITIONERS OF SCIENTOLOGY

This is our message to the practitioners of Scientology. It is for the liberation of these captives that we fight.


Practitioners of Scientology,

Come out of the darkness and into the light of the glorious freedom of Anonymous and the rest of humanity.

Enlightenment in every authentic religion is free. Authentic religions are eager to disseminate their beliefs for free. They want everyone to experience enlightenment. The authentic enlightenment and freedom that comes from God, experienced in many ways and under many names.

You do not need to sacrifice your bank accounts, your families, your friends, the dreams of your hearts, the sacredness and inviolability of your inmost conscience.

Do you fear not being able to acquire the techniques you desire to answer the fundamental questions of existence and master the darknesses of the human mind and heart?

They are available in rich abundance in the light.

Do you fear losing family and friends if you come into freedom and the light?

What true mother, father, husband, wife, son, daughter, friend would totally disconnect from you as you pursue your authentic freedom and happiness?

Do you fear losing your livelihood?

The riches of a slave are as nothing compared to the freedom of a poor man.

Do you fear being alone if you risk the escape to freedom?

You have seven thousand new friends who care about you profoundly. Warriors who risk being savaged for your liberation. Friends who will do anything for you. Every day thousands more join The Anonymous Revolution. For your sake.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Join us.

LANGUAGE

The time has come in the life of this blog to cut chanspeak free to rawr. Chanspeak is the national language of the tribal confederation that is Anonymous. It is a language of endless lulz, richness of memes, and a wonderous mashup of dialects from many sources including texting, chat, gaming, and Japanese pidgin English. It is the language of scathing satire, parody, invective, and black humor. It abounds in artful misspellings. It is utterly raunchy and epically hilarious. It is the language of absolute freedom of speech. Nigras are revered for their heroism in The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006. Youtube videos are cheerfully called jewtubes. Chan has transformed the vilest epithets in our culture into lulzy terms of affection. Every one, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, is a fag: newfags, oldfags, bluehairfags, $cifags, and fagfags. It gleefully slaughters every politcally correct cow in sight. It kills it, eats it, shits it out, flings it into the fan, and shouts out, "Epic fukken win!!!!!11111ELEVEN!!!!

It is one of the great languages of the world.

RAWR!!!!11111

kthxbai

TRUE HEROES OF THE REVOLUTION

Here are some of the True Heroes of the Revolution:

Lisa McPherson and the Martyrs of Scientology
The Victims of Scientology
The Freed Slaves of Scientology
The Critics
Anonymous
The Faceless Face of the Future

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

ABSOLUTE FREEDOM OF SPEECH

On this blog, as in real life, I exercise my absolute right to absolute freedom of speech.

Monday, February 4, 2008

THE ANONYMOUS REVOLUTION



Welcome to The Anonymous Revolution.

On January 21, 2008,
in an electrifying video on Youtube, Anonymous declared war on the Church of Scientology . The casus belli was its abuse of free speech in forcing Youtube to take down a video of Tom Cruise raving about Scientology.

After declaring war, Anonymous, a confederation of groups from various internet image boards, quickly set up Project Chanology, "a large scale plan to bring down the Church of Scientology in its present form." Its website (sometimes down perhaps due to Church of Scientology attacks) acts as Command Central. It publishes messages to the general public, the enemy, and the troops. It provides education and training to thousands of anonymous. It boosts their morale through Raidchan Radio. An anti-Scientology website, Enturbulation.org, serves as the main forum where Anonymous debates and plans strategy.

Anonymous allied itself with long-time anti-Scientology activists known as the Critics. On Youtube Anonymous called for world-wide demonstrations on February 10th, the birthday of Lisa McPherson, a young woman who wanted to leave the cult and who died through horrendous medical neglect at its hands.

On February 10th, more than 7,000 anonymous poured off the internet into the streets for the first time ever. Anonymous scored major successes demonstrating against CoS "churches" all over the world. The next demonstration, Party Hard, takes place on Saturday, March 15, a few days after the birthday of the cult's false prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. Over 9,000 new anonymous are expected to swell the ranks by then.

Most of the general public find talk of a "war" on a religion to be somewhat shocking. Most people believe Scientology is an odd religion practiced by some Hollywood celebrities, but basically harmless.

What is coming more into public awareness through the struggle being waged are even more shocking things about this "church" which carried out the largest infiltration of the United States government through Operation Snow White which involved up to 5,000 covert agents.

Is there another church that carries out actions designed to drive its critics to insanity or frame them for crimes and put them in prison as the Church of Scientology did against author and Auschwitz survivor Paulette Cooper in Operation Freakout?

Should we as Americans continue their tax-exemption in light of these and other human rights abuses that continue?

This blog is an invitation to everyone to join the Anonymous Revolution. It is written particularly for those who wish to join us who do not know what a lolcat is, as well as those who come from older generations - the parents, grandparents, and older and younger siblings of the magnificent cohort of men and women in their twenties who are the heart and soul of Anonymous.

Chanology is the culture of Anonymous and the underworld (at least to the general public) of the chans. The chans are image boards that originated in Japan. Mother of the English chans is 4chan.
Currently, it has thirty-five different image boards, covering topics ranging from anime, weapons, and photography to real and animated pornography. /b/, the random board, is the homeland of Anonymous. Posting anonymously is a requirement, and the origin of the group's name. Chan culture is marked by its own unique, often ribald, language; scathing invective; and a penchant for black humor, pornographic, gruesome and offensive images, raiding, and above all lulz. (Blue-hair minions see here. Others see here).

I am a naturalized anonymous. I do not know the chan world from inside, but I love this world, I hope many others will come to enjoy its lulz. I hope many
others will join the struggle for great justice.

I believe that Anonymous
is the most intriguing cultural phenomenon on the scene today. I believe it is creating a social revolution.

The first revolution was the actual internet revolt that occurred in January 2008.

The second revolution is the transformation of Anonymous from a tribe of lulz-crazed internet pranksters and raiders to a lulz-crazed, focused-like-a-laser, Anonymous Army of Davids declaring war on the Goliath of the wealthy, celebrity-assetted, litigious, vicious, organized crime con operation known as the Church of Scientology.

The third is Anonymous transforming itself from rabble in the underworld of the internet into a powerful moral force in the streets in real life, utterly intent on the liberation of the Captives of Scientology, the vindication of its Victims and Martyrs, and the destruction of the oppressive, and evil power structure of the Church of Scientology as it presently stands under the leadership of its head, David Miscavige.

Social revolution? You be the judge.

Anonymous does not want to take down the belief system of Scientology. We merely want to heap upon it the scorn and ridicule it so richly deserves . (Video here and here.) People are free to believe whatever odd or unusual thing they want. We have no argument with those who wish to engage in Scientology as a self-help psychology and self-improvement practice. We do want to take down the hateful and oppressive power structure Church of Scientology in its present form. We want to liberate its slaves.


To our brothers and sisters held captive by the Church of Scientology we say: Come out of the darkness and into the light of the glorious freedom of Anonymous and the rest of humanity.

Join us. Anonymous will prevail.


(The Anonymous Revolution awards five gold-plated internets to Encylopedia Dramatica for introducing us to Anonymous, and five gold-plated internets to editordrone of that seething cauldron of the revolution, Enturbulation.org, for inspiring me to write this blawg.)