Wednesday, July 16, 2008


For Great Justice supports the E-Meter Initiative that has arisen out of the excellent research and impassioned writing of Dr. Lilly von Marcab. and aims at petitioning the government to end stress testing by Scientology. The issue of non-compliance of e-meters with Food and Drug laws is of lesser importance compared to the perjuries of David Miscavige, the religious cloaking and tax exemption issues, along with recurring human rights violations in the Sea Org. However, it provides leverage with our government regarding administrative code violations that will keep another spot light on the Church of Scientology with the public.

Secular use of the e-meter in public stress testing is illegal according to the 1971 ruling of Judge Herhard Gesell. It provides ample material for the signs, banners, and fliers of Anonymous. Anonymous may well shut down stress testing by its street raiding and internet activism alone.

The relevant part of the ruling is below the speech.

Here is a suggested speech for the Over 9000 Anon March in Washington DC, calling on the government to end Ending Stress Testing. This first National Anonymous demonstration takes place this Saturday, July 19, 2008. at the reflecting pools and the Lincoln Memorial, "amid teh monuments of awesome."

End Stess Testing: A Speech for the 9000 Anon March on Washington, DC

Standing here amid the great institutions
that guarantee and sustain our our freedoms,
we petition the President, the Congress, the Justice Department, and the Food and Drug Administration
to investigate and remedy Scientology's gross and continuing violations of the laws that protect us from
their fraud, deception, and medical quackery, which have claimed thousands of victims.

We ask you to enforce our present laws.
We ask you to end a practice that has deceived thousands of hapless victims,
damaging, ruining, and destroying their physical, psychological, and financial well-being.
We ask you to enforce Judge Gesell's ruling in our Federal Courts and
end illegal stress tests in the public square with the crude lie detector known as the e-meter.
We ask you to reaffirm the Court's condemnation of this device as scientific fraud and medical quackery.

Daily, illegally, and fraudulently, hundreds of Scientologists present themselves to the public as secular diagnosticians
and purport to diagnose and treat individual's neuro-physical, medical, and psychological condition of stress.

Through the lure of free stress tests on street corners, at malls, and in subways
thousands have been se
duced deeply into a cult of greed and power
to their physical, psychological, moral and financial ruin.

Protect the vulnerable, as you are sworn,
from all of corporate Scientology's forms of interrogation,
mind control, and junk therapy.

We ask you, our government and servants of the People, to restore our confidence in the laws meant to protect us from this fraud and deception.

We pray you may be moved by truth to act for great justice.


Anonymous will be present at the Mall bearing their awesome flags, banners, and signs in their hundreds if not their thousands. Most certainly more than 9,000 anonymous will be present in spirit, their eyes glued to monitors and their fingers hovering over keyboards from Sydney to Munich to San Francisco.

Among the Anonymous will be proud /b/tards from 4chan, who rallied their comrades from the chans and launched this extraordinary internet and street insurgency; channers of all sorts; a core of Anon's indispensable trolls; and anons from ages thirteen to eighty-three who have joined the Anonymous Insurgency "for lulz and great justice".

Among the revered and beloved veteran anti-Scientologists attending and speaking are -

Dawn Olsen of - tireless pursuer and propagator of the truth through columns, podcasts interviews and important interviews.

Tory "Magoo" Christman - the rickrolling sweetheart of Anonymous who has slap fight scars to prove it

Graham Berry - the extraordinary and courageous anti-Scientology lawyer fair gamed by lawfare.

Mark "Wise Beard Man Bunker" - Anon's favorite TV talking head. "His words are wise. His face is beard."

Boris Korczak - the favorite spy of Anonymous. As a former CIA Agent who infiltrated the KGB and survived an assassination attempted assassination by poison, he is an estimable ally in the struggle with the Church's ruthless and immoral Office of Special Affairs.

Arnie Lerma, a source of knowledge and wisdom of all things anti-scientology. He is a living example of the belief that "unearned suffering is redemptive."

From the 1971 Ruling of Federal Court Judge Gerhard Gesell

An E-meter shall be deemed to comply with the Act if and only if it is used, sold or distributed upon specified conditions.

The device may be used or sold or distributed only for use in bona fide religious counseling. No user, purchaser or distributee (other than the Founding Church of Scientology or an ordained practicing minister of the Church) shall be considered engaged in bona fide religious counseling unless and until such user, purchaser or distributee has filed an affidavit with the Secretary of the Food and Drug Administration stating the basis on which a claim of bona fide religious counseling is made, together with an undertaking to comply with all conditions of the judgment so long as the E-meter is used.

The device should bear a prominent, clearly visible notice warning that any person using it for auditing or counseling of any kind is forbidden by law to represent that there is any medical or scientific basis for believing or asserting that the device is useful in the diagnosis, treatment or prevention of any disease. It should be noted in the warning that the device has been condemned by a United States District Court for misrepresentation and misbranding under the Food and Drug laws, that use is permitted only as part of religious activity, and that the E-meter is not medically or scientifically capable of improving the health or bodily functions of anyone.

Each user, purchaser, and distributee of the E-meter shall sign a written statement that he has read such warning and understands its contents and such statements shall be preserved.

Any and all literature which refers to the E-meter or to auditing, including advertisements, distributed directly or indirectly by the seller or distributor of the E-meter or by anyone utilizing or promoting the use of the Emeter, should bear a prominent notice printed in or permanently affixed to each item or such literature, stating that the device known as a Hubbard Electrometer, or E-meter, used in auditing, has been condemned by a United States District Court on the grounds that the literature of Dianetics and Scientology contains false and misleading claims of a medical or scientific nature and that the E-meter has no proven usefulness in the diagnosis, treatment or prevention of any disease, nor is it medically or scientifically capable of improving any bodily function.

The effect of this judgment will be to eliminate the E-meter as far as further secular use by Scientologists or others is concerned. E-meter auditing will be permitted only in a religious setting subject to placing explicit warning disclaimers on the meter itself and on all labeling. The Government has requested an opportunity to show that complete forfeiture and destruction of the E-meter is required, but the Court has concluded that however desirable this may be in the public interest, the Court is without power to so order in view of the protections afforded claimant and others similarly situated under the First Amendment.

Here is the entire ruling.


Saturday, July 12, 2008


Dr. Lilly von Marcab and The Anonymous Revolution created this Gandhi Tech pic for the noble Hamburg Anons, for solidarity and great justice. Thursday night someone smashed the windows of the Hamburg org. We await further investigation, but are of the mind that this may well be a dirty trick of the cult of Scientology's Office of Special Affairs who are attempting to smear and character assassinate Anonymous all over the world. We are with you, Hamburg anons.

Check out Anonymous Hamburg's new ning:

Anonymous Project Chanology Hamburg - lulz 'n' Cake - Expect us

Anonymous bringst. Anonymous wird gewinnen.

Anonymous delivers. Anonymous will prevail.


Friday, July 11, 2008


Anonymous Munich scored another epic win on Saturday, June 14, 2008, at Sea Org vs Sea Arrrgh, the sixth monthly world-wide raid against Scientology. Along with serious protesting, much hilarity ensued from the Anon pirates protesting abuses like slave labor at the Sea Org, the church's elite para-military naval organization. Lulz were had mocking the shit out of this ludicrous "navy" and its cruise ship, the Freewinds, laden with mesothelioma-inducing blue asbestos.

Anonoymous6 created a Anonymous Munich White Rose Anonymous flag from our design and you can see it in Anon214365's vid made of charm and win. Munichfags showed Sanfagcisco fags teh luv with their signs. A Canadian anon bkanonottawa was visiting. Here is his slideshow of the raid. The enturb thread with rickroll, headbanging vids etc. is here. Here are some pix:

This is one the best raid vids evar. Munichanons rock. Thanks for all teh internets!


Cool titles from Anon214365 video of Operation Sea Argggh June 14th Munich Germany


Sea Arggggh
Munich, Germany
June 14, 2008

We are here again to help the victims of the Church of Scientology.

No church would coerce abortions.
Scientology does in the Sea Org.

We got no support and good advice from our friends: The Police

A great day for a protest and snacks.
Scientology thought so too:
They took our spot from the March protest.

Less action and visitors than ours.
Also more attention from the police.

[shot of policeman]
He gave us the finger over and over again.
He was enturbulated from our awesome flags and costumes.

Scientology did not give him a costume =-(
He was also jealous of our postive energy.
Maybe he was jealous of our drinks.

Our favorite red hair Scilon came to visit us again.
She liked to take flyers and crumple them in our faces again.

Poor Scilon is enturbulated.

[shot of Anonymous Munich White Rose flag]
And they think we are 1.1. *

All teh internets to you
San Francisco Anons.

Thanks to all the ex-Scientologists who came.
You are not alone.

* "1.1" is a reference to the 40 point Emotional Tone Scale of L. Ron Hubbard. It basically means "scum". In the Scientology world of the feature, these people will be "quitely disposed of without sorrow."

- Anonymous bringts. Anonymous delivers.

Saturday, June 21, 2008


Just in time for gay Pride Day on June 29, 2008, in San Francisco, the indispensable Dr. Lilly von Marcab has published Scientology: Gays and Lesbians should be quarantined and institutionalized.

In the Scientology cult's most sacred text, "Dianetics," written in the early 1950s, a modern reader is somewhat startled to find this passage:

"The sexual pervert (and by this term Dianetics, to be brief, includes any and all forms of deviation in dynamic two [sexuality and procreation] such as homosexuality, lesbianism, sexual sadism, etc., and all down the catalog of Ellis and Krafft-Ebing) is actually quite ill physically." (L. Ron Hubbard, "Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health")

The cult's founder, science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, felt LGBTQ people were malicious, untrustworthy and incredibly dangerous to society. In his follow-up book, "Science of Survival," he establishes a "tone scale," ranging from -3 to +4, for classifying categories of people and evaluating human behavior. "Perverts," as he classified LGBTQ people, fall at 1.1 on Hubbard's scale. He considered them to be extremely dangerous to society.

"At 1.1 on the tone scale we enter the area of the most vicious reversal of the second dynamic. Here we have promiscuity, perversion, sadism, and irregular practices…. People on this level on the second dynamic are intensely dangerous in the society, since aberration is contagious. A society which reaches this level is on its way out of history, as went the Greeks, as went the Romans, as goes modern European and American culture. Here is a flaming danger signal which must be heeded if a race is to go forward…. The person may claim to love others and to have the good of others as his foremost interest; yet, at the same moment, he works, unconsciously or otherwise, to injure or destroy the lives and reputations of people and also to destroy property… No social order which desires to survive dates overlook its stratum 1.1's. No social order will survive which does not remove these people from its midst…. Such people should be taken from the society as rapidly as possible and uniformly institutionalized; for here is the level of the contagion of immorality, and the destruction of ethics." (L. Ron Hubbard, "Science of Survival")
We hope that gay people will help us spread the word and join the struggle to put an end to the human rights abuses (false imprisonment, child abuse, elder abuse etc.) that occur primarily in it's elite Sea Org that serves as slave labor for the cult's administration. Sea Org was heartily lampooned at Anon's Sea Org vs. Sea Arrrgh monthly raid or demonstration in June. The Anonymous Pirates raided orgs around the world with their awesome flags and costumes.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Epic Mary Sue Sea Arrrgh Speech in San Francisco

At the Anonymous San Francisco Sea Org vs Sea Arrrgh raid on June 14, 2008, Mary Sue delivered the speech below. This is the first speech written, published, and delivered by a femanon, and another epic Anonymous speech. Along with the State of the Insurgency Address. it illuminates the ideas and passions that are driving the Anonymous Revolution. Props to you Mary Sue.

We have gathered here today to bring to light the truth about the dangerous, corrupt, and fraudulent organization known as Scientology. We stand before you masked in the hopes that in so doing your attention may be drawn away from our individual identities and focused upon the ideas we present. United by the power of ideas, united in the hope for true freedom of information, united in the fight for justice and the pursuit of happiness; united as one, we are Anonymous.

We may confuse you. A collective like our own has no concrete boundaries, no membership cards. There is no one definition of who we are - each one of us will give a different answer, but at the heart of each can be found this one truth held in common: we are a movement built upon the power of ideas.

There are many of you who walk by not knowing who we are, what we stand for, thinking of us as a rowdy group of young adults based on the web. And to some degree, we are. We support the communications platform known as the internet, we support the free flow of information across the world, we use the image boards and online forums to express ourselves, to share thoughts, to create plans. But that is not all we are.

We are your waiter at the restaurant
We are the bag boy at the supermarket
We are the college student you see at the coffee shop cramming for finals
The history teacher at the high school who inspires your child to make a difference in the world
The grandfather doting on his grandson
We are the disconnected parents, children, siblings, and friends whose loved ones have shut us out of their lives because of Scientology told them to.

We are your fellow Americans, Germans, English, Canadians, Japanese, Australians, Swedes and more, who believe that if you do not exercise your rights, you lose them, and who believe that you must stand up and fight for what you believe in when it is threatened, for it is only in so doing that we show that we ever held those beliefs at all.

We stand together to fight for the basic rights that Scientology seeks to destroy. We fight against their corrupt policies – their harassment of critics, their blatant abuse of copyright and censorship law, their hierarchical pyramid scheme that bleeds its own members dry.

We fight for the freedom of speech, knowledge and truth.
We fight for those who are trapped within Scientology, believing themselves utterly isolated from any source of help.
We fight for those who 'don't see why not' when asked if they would like to take a 'free' test.
We fight for those who have never heard of Scientology and for those who have died because of it.
We fight because we can. We fight because its right.

We are your neighbors, your friends, your bosses and your employees, your sons and your daughters, your brothers, your sisters, your husbands and your wives.
We are the internet made manifest, bound together by the power of shared ideas. We are Anonymous
We can not, we will not forget
We are here for you - expect us.

Jesus liked what she said so much he hugged her.

And here's the video:

Find more videos like this on We Are Legion

Saturday, April 19, 2008


Here's how an anon becomes an anon. The awesome Top Gun Girl.

First (and probably only) Blog Post.

I don't normally write these things because honestly, I barely have enough to say as it is. I just thought it would be nice to put down my thoughts because there are some things I'd like to say to you all.

When the Call to Arms first came out I was beyond excited. I live a relatively quiet life. This was something I hadn't really seen before. Really, just some dude off the internet made that video. Probably to get a good laugh and go "Hey guys look how I totally freaked these people out!" Either way though, it had me hooked. I sat and watched from the sidelines as this entire thing unfurled, and then picked up a mask at the store on February 10th on the walk to the protest.

What happened that day solidified my decision to continue protesting as long as Anons were up to it. I went home, looked some stuff up, got a little smarter, and decided that maybe there was more of a purpose to this thing than I originally thought. They say people train you to be submissive and complacent with your place in life and I believe that's true. I'm glad I saw otherwise in this case. Though I still generally like to sit on the side and watch, I feel a more a part of it than any other cause I've touched upon.

March 15th rolls around and we have another fantastic protest. I make some new friends. Most whose names I'll probably never know outside of raids. The ning starts up and I start meeting more people. All the awesome people who are part of this community started popping up and now I consider myself truly lucky to be among you. You're all unique and just plain awesome in your own way. Everyone comes from a different viewpoint, has something different to add, has something uniquely offensive to say (XD). It makes me really glad to be a part of this funny little anonymous family. :)

Anons told her to keep blogging and how much they love her.

Anon SF <3 TGG!

Saturday, April 12, 2008


The Anonymous The State of the Insurgency Address is delivered by Leninanon.

Update: Here is a great video of the Address by sidcortes

"We are the internet incarnate. ... Church of Scientology the game is over."

Anonymous in San Francisco delivers this powerful message


San Francisco, April 12, 2008

My brothers and sisters,

I am pleased to join with you today in what will go down in history as the start of a new chapter in world history.

A faceless, nameless, leaderless group only connected through ideas and the information super highway has borne upon the world one of the most rapidly growing insurgency forces seen in the 21st century.

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. One hundred years from now, will the society we live in be crippled by the manacles of censorship and the chains of ignorance? One hundred years later, will your voice live on a lonely island of silence in the midst of a vast ocean of copyright content? One hundred years later, will the network we protect still be languishing in the corners of American hypocrisy?

So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition. A corporation that has the legal means to censor you, to censor the network, a corporation that abuses it’s members and uses the legal system not as a shield, but, as a weapon of terror.

On January 21, 2008, on Youtube, an anonymous user posted a video vowing to put an end to the inalienable human rights abuses of the Church of Scientology - an organization that bullies and terrorizes its own members, the government of the United States, the media, and will stop at nothing to destroy those who speak out against it.

That historic video and the words within came as a great beacon light and hope to millions of citizens of the internet.

It called to arms a generation that has no wars worth fighting for.

It called to us to wake up, to become aware.

It galvanized us.

Three months ago, we were described as basement dwellers, hackers on steroids, bored kids from abusive families, religious bigots, Nazis, the KKK, minions of evil psychiatrists, and, best of all, space alien terrorists.

I see none of these here today. What I see is the future.

Make no mistake. This is a revolution of all the children of the internet. Wherever you came from, wherever you heard the call, all that is important is that you are here and you are not going away until your voice has been heard.

It would be fatal for the nation to underestimate our determination. The year 2008 is not the end. It is the beginning. Those who hope that Anonymous will be content with just blowing off steam will have a rude awakening. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of the cult until their day of justice is at hand.

Some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from joining our cause. Some of you have been working tirelessly for months to make these events occur. Some of you have come from social groups where your quest for knowledge left you battered by the storms of persecution. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. You are making a difference.

Our freedom is inexplicably tied with this fight, with this war. Within the dismantlement of the church lies our greatest achievement thus far.

A message to the world that we as a whole are a force to be reckoned with.

Go back to your forums,
go back to your blogs,
go back to your image boards,
go back to whatever dark places you come from on the internet.

Know that this war can and will be won.

We are the force of a new generation.
We are the internet incarnate.
We are the force of ideas.
Spread the good news like wildfire that Anonymous can and will prevail.

Every switch will be exalted and every resource be made open. The complex will be made plain, the unexplained explained, and the glory of the network shall be revealed, and all users shall bask in its digital sunrise.

Church of Scientology, the game is over.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

United as one.
Divided by zero.

Expect us.

Thursday, April 10, 2008



San Franisco, California, April 8:

At their April 12 Operation Reconnect protest, Anonymous of San Francisco will dedicate a White Rose Anonymous flag to Arnie Lerma, one of the great Critics of Scientology. Lerma likens Anonymous to the student-led White Rose movement of Munich in 1942 and 1943. A small group of students led by Sophie Scholl, her brother Hans, and their friend Christoph Probst, clandestinely distributed anti-Nazi fliers. They were caught, tried for treason, and executed.

For reaction of anons on the SF Anon forum We Are Legion, see here. The flag was designed by the awesome tintinanon.

The White Rose Anonymous flag will be unfurled for the first time at 1:00 pm on April 12. A young anonymous will deliver a speech dedicating the flag to Arnie Lerma, and through him, all the Critics of Scientology.

Immediately after, Disconnected Son will speak about his experience of being cut off from his father at the age of nine at order of the Church of Scientology. He has spoken to his father once for twenty minutes in the ensuing twenty years. After the speech Disconnected Son will feed the protesters with a White Rose cake, bearing the words "I love you Dad! - Disconnected Son."

The protest takes place at Transamerica plaza across from the Church of Scientology starting at 11:00 am . The dedication of the flag takes place at 1:00 pm. Anonymous has encouraged everyone to bring white roses to share among the protesters. To prevent being identified by the cult's prevate investigators, masks are advisable.

One of the anons involved in the project said, "The White Rose Anonymous Flag is a response to the cult's accusations of terrorism and religious hate crimes. Anonymous is the heir of the White Rose movement. They fought destructive tyranny and so do we. They were students and so are we. It is not a crime to hate crime. And what terrorists hold peaceful protests, bring garbage bags for trash, and write thank you notes to the police? White Rose Anonymous will prevail."


Flag is unfurled by Ming the Magnificent, Top Gun Girl, and Anmoyunos to the 1812 Overture.

Speech is delivered by BeeHive:

In Munich in 1942 the student White Rose movement rose to protest and bring down Nazi tyranny. Under the leadership of Sophie Scholl, her brother Hans, and their friend Christoph Probst, students clandestinely distributed anti-Nazi fliers. They were arrested and executed. Sophie was 22. Hans was 25. Christoph was 24.

Our friend Arnie Lerma, one of the great Critics of Scientology, likens Anonymous to the White Rose movement of 1942. Anonymous is a movement of students and like the White Rose of Munich we will longer tolerate the tyranny the cult exercises over its members.

Today we gather to protest its practice of disconnection that destroys families.
Today we protest the bullying and intimidation that keeps many from speaking out.

Today with Disconnected Son we will reconnect what has been disconnected.
Together we will rebuild what has been destroyed by Home Wreckers International.

Today we invite men and women of good will everywhere to join us it exposing the human rights abuses of this cult.

Dear Arnie, today Anonymous stands and salutes you. We, the Anonymous of San Francisco, dedicate to you and all the Critics of Scientology, this White Rose Anonymous flag.

Anonymous delivers.

Under this flag Anonymous of San Francisco and Munich and all the world will prevail.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Expect us.

There follow rickroll, hugs, and group SF anon shots.

Disconnected Son then speaks. When he is finished he distributes delicious caek.

The State of the Insurgency Address is then delivered by Anonymous. A procession forms and everyone marches around the org. Epic win and many lulz ensue. Raids to North Beach and the Ferry Building follow.

The speech of Disconnected Son has already been leaked to Projekt Chanology Munich on their page Brief von Anonymous Sanfagcisco. The State of the Insurgency Address will be published here after it is delivered. It is powerful.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


To honor the memory of Die Weisse Rose of Munich of 1942 and the noble anons of Munch today, SF Anons informed them of the birth of the White Rose flag and its dedication at Operation Reconnect this Saturday, April 12.

bigbigcool of Munich Anon wrote:

Hail Lord Xenu and the Sanfagciscofags,

we are solidly to your idea and action.
We will stand up a vase with white roses referring to you in Sanfagcisco and tell the munichpeople from your actions.

We would like to get the Pics from you. Load it here up:
and send me the Links in a new email.

I have now a Account on your Forum under the name Bigbigcool.
[Go welcome him, anons!]

The relation between Nazigermany and the Scifags would a bit too hard here in Germany.
You know, the people here are still sensitive because of the Nazistory.

Here a Link to a monument in munich to it:
And a old stamp:

You can tell Sanfagcisco that munich (germany) abololutely support your action.

Your Letter ist uploaded here:
and the last link is referring to your letter:

If any further request from you, contact us.

We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget

Anon SF responded:

Sanfagciscofags stand and salute our awesome Munichfag /b/ruthas and s/i/sters.

Your solidarity in this struggle for great justice encourages
and strengthens us for the long battle ahead.

With many lulz and delicious caek
we will remember the glorious martyrs of Die Weisse Rose
and the noble Anons of Munich.

For you we will rickroll.
In your honor we will eat delicious caek.
With you we will strew white roses of love and justice.

Our internet wuv machine will hug you from half way around the world.
You will be showered with pix and vids.

With you we will reconnect what has been disconnected.
Together we will rebuild what has been destroyed by Home Wreckers International.

Anonymous of San Francisco and Munich deliver.

Anonymous will prevail.

Greet for us all the noble anonymous of Germany, Austria, and Switzerland.


Wir sind Anonymous.
Wir sind Legion.
Wir vergeben nicht.
Wir vergessen nicht.

Erwartet uns.

(Editor's note for newcomers: In the language of Anonymous, "fag" has been drained of homophobic meaning, and now simply means guy or person. e.g. ITfag, armyfags, catholicfag etc.)

Tags: home wreckers international, white rose, awesome munichfags, disconnected son

Be sure to go to We Are Legion, the website and forum of Anonymous San Francisco.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008


To get a quick understanding of what all this is about between Anonymous and The Church of Scientology watch this video, The Road to 3/15 by the awesome pelvidar.

Sunday, March 23, 2008


This is an excellent video explaining the history, culture, growth, of Anonymous. It also explains chanology and its memes. This is revolutionary and I think this a significant explanation of the Anonymous Revolution. Anonymous delivers.


Anon friends did this great video of the SF Party Hard raid. There was a mudkip flag and a delicious mudkip cake. You can hear anons squealing with delight.

Music track is Vivaldi's Four Seasons, lol!


The Anonymous Revolution so far has two symbols: Headless Guy and the Mudkip. The DC anons were the first to make a headless guy flag. I decided to make flag using a mudkip, the logo on the Project Chanology website. An excellent graphic artist anon created the design. It was unfurled for the first time at the San Francisco raid on March 15, 2008, and carried into battle at the protest at the CoS LRH Birthday event held at the Hilton Hotel on March 22.

Anons in San Francisco are delighted with the flag. Some anons staged an epic Iwo Jima style raising of the mudkip flag right in front of the org. lol! Will post moar pix later. The flag was designed by the awesome tintinanon.

Update: Here's a video from anonymouslalalalala Teh anons squeal with the delight at the delicious mudkip caek:


I was telling a friend of mine about the story of the evil Lord Xenu, the CoS explanation of how evil came into the world. She was giggling so much she was starting to cry. This is for her and all of you who are wondering what all this Xenu business is all about. Can't wait for moar from South Park as the struggle unfolds.

Saturday, March 22, 2008


My laptop got AIDS the day after last week's protest on March 15. I now have it back up and running. There is much to report on. And I will be posting again soon.

Anonymous will prevail.

Friday, March 7, 2008



What's up with all the Guy Fawkes masks?

Also called Epic Fail Guy or EFG masks. Watch V for Vendetta. Also, we don't want to get "fair gamed" by the Cult of $cientology. See "Fair Game" and "R2-45" on Wikipedia.

What is the thing with Xenu?

According to L. Wrong Hubbard the Evil Lord Xenu and his Evil Psychiatrists are responsible for everything evil in the world. $cilons hate him. Therefore, he is our Lord. We taunt $cilons with him whenever possible, particularly because they are not supposed to find out about him until they pay the Cult $300,000. Madness.

What are "lulz"? And how do you pronounce it?

Lulz is the plural of LOL (Laugh Out Loud). It is pronounced exactly like the word "lulls". It is not "a corruption of LOL" as the morons at Faux News believe. Anonymous are lulz-warriors. In lulz we trust. Lulz and epic lulz are the only reasons we do anything. We fight for lulz and great justice. "Came for the lulz; stayed for great justice, epic win, and moar lulz." - Anonymous

Why is Anonymous intent on taking down the Church of Scientology in its present form?

Alleged murders; driving people to suicide; medical quackery; practicing psychotherapy without a license; false imprisonment; frame-ups; wire-tapping; theft; planting damaging evidence; slander; blackmail; extortion; subversion; black ops; driving people to insanity; bilking poor people out of money; crushing people and their companies to bankruptcy with lawsuits; evasion of process serving; carrying out the largest infiltration of the US Government ever; destruction of families by "disconnection"; church punishment re-education gulags; exploitation of members at sub-minimum wages; imprisoning kids of foreign church workers by locking up their passports; forced abortions as condition of maintaining employment; intimidation of the media; sexual abuse; homophobia; grinding down the IRS to the point of budget deplenishment to get tax-exemption, quite possibly ultimately obtained by blackmail and extortion.

tl;dr (too long; didn't read): "Just like the Mafia, but without the ethnic charm and humor." - Anonymous

I have seen a strange looking bird-like animal on a Project Chanology flag. What is it?

It's a mudkip. It is the logo of Project Chanology, "a large-scale plan to take down the Church of Scientology in it's present form." You can see it on the ProChan website. It's one of our symbols because it's lulzy. For background refer to the article Mudkip on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

What is all this stuff about the "Fourth or Fifth Marcab Invader Fleet"?

It's part of the cult's "space opera" (See Wikipedia). Church of $cientology Supreme Leader David Miscavige believes that Anonymous are the "Fourth or Fifth Marcab Invader Fleet" allied with Evil Psychiatrists to use the internets to take control of thousands of net minions. You can't make this shit up. Has produced many epic anonymous photo-shops and epic lulz for the Marcabian Lulz-Warriors.

What's the deal on Rick Astley and Never Gonna Give You Up?

You have a problem with Rick Astley?

What's the deal with the 1812 Overture?

Watch V for Vendetta.

Are you going to play Andrew W.K's Party Hard a lot at your Party Hard L. Wrong Hubbard Birthday Party on March 15, 2008?


Where's the best place to get more information?

1. Critical Scientology Resources at
3. Ex-Scientology Kids
5. Project Chanology at partvan
6. Project Chanology at Encyclopedia Dramatica

Why does Anonymous think it can win this war/insurgency?

We are Legion, and doesn't afraid of anything. We are ten-year old girls on the internets and 87-year old granmas writing letters with other blue-hair minions. We are your IT guys. We are psychiatrists, mid-wives, nurses, doctors, veterinary technicians, therapists, sociologists, clerks, admin assistants, sales guys, marketing guys, litigators, public defenders, soldiers, sailors, Marines, MBA's, accountants, bankers, businessmen, entrepreneurs, bar-tenders, bikers, cops, gear-heads, composers, musicians, singers, artists, poets, celebrity gossip hounds, bloggers, journalists, editors, ex-$cilons, ex-$cilon kids, family and friends of people still in the cult, atheists, agnostics, Jesus freaks, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, rich, poor, straight, gay, color-blind, students, grad students, professors, lawyers, paralegals, DJ's, rockers, punkers, gamers, youtubers, /b/tards, housewives, soccer moms, single moms, single dads, channers, athletes. Lulz-Warriors. Epic Winners. We are you. Join us.

Saturday, February 23, 2008


xenutruth9 on Youtube has recently posted this video on human abuse in the cult. It is profoundly disturbing and moves you to want to do what you can to free people from these horrendous abuses.

I highly recommend you watch the video on Youtube and read the comments from anonymous. xenutruth9 asks at the end of the video,

I implore you, do it for those of us who cannot. Help us get back on our feet. Help bring down the cult of Scientology. Help take part in making history. Please help to make this world a better place.

AnonMonAnon responds:

let anonymous carry your burdens for a while,xenutruth9.
take the time you need to heal. get help. know that our hearts are with you.
welcome to your freedom, ex-$cientologist.

This video is so important to understand Project Chanology and why we fight that I am embedding it here.


Finally, Wikipedia has added an article on Anonymous. The article was delayed because anonymous disagreed on what to write. I am glad it has appeared. It is fair and a good start. It needs moar lulz. Props to you WP!

Friday, February 22, 2008


It was reported this week that Shawn Lonsdale, a critic of C0S, died a suicide. May he rest in peace, and may the souls of all the departed victims of the cult rest in peace.

In a thread on Enturb containing a video clip, heroine Tory Christman speaks to the passing of Shawn and so many who have died in the cult. This one of the most moving videos I have seen. If you want to understand why Anonymous is so committed in this struggle, please watch this. Rather than embed the video here, I refer you to the Enturb thread. The comments from anons are as moving as Tory's video. Quoting from our major meme song, Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, anon N. Ron Rubber writes to Tory, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." He speaks for all anons Read the whole thread which is here. You may need tissues.

Join us.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


The Anonymous Revolution was thinking yesterday that Anonymous needs to hoist the Cult of $ on its own celebrity petard. Although David Miscavige is the leader of the cult, he is so frightened of angering or losing Tiny Tom, the Messiah of Scientology, that Tom Cruise is effectively Head of the Church and responsible for all of its activities. Tom Cruise's Cult seemed a good term for the cult.

We were therefore delighted to see the term Tom Cruise's Cult appearing in Enturbthreads today. This a most significant change in terminology. I want to have a large banner made for the March 15 protests that reads:


Such banners and posters are going to be much in evidence at the March 15 Party Hard protests in honor of the birthday of L. Ron Hubbard, lunatic founder of the cult. The media will photograph them and film them and put them in newspapers and on TV.

Tom Cruise, Beware the Ides of March!

Update: Excellent Enturbanons have commented and advised that this is not a good idea. It would be perceived as unfair attacks on a tabloid star, and we need to limit our protests to Co$. I agree. Maybe something more positive, kinder, and gentler, like, "TOM, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH DAVE MISCAVIGE?"

waianon also voiced this wish:

On the other hand, while I severely doubt that this would happen, wouldn't it be awesome if as a result of the protests he began seeing the "Church" for what it really is? Even those of us who hate his guts would have to smile at $cientology's poster boy being declared an SP, especially since I doubt they'd dare to do jack to him. :P

That would be delicious cake indeed.

We are Anonymous, Tom.
Join us.

Monday, February 18, 2008


An hour ago Anonymous issued an official message to the general public and those identified or affiliated with Anonymous, launching Operation Reconnect for April. It will shine a spotlight on families torn apart by the Church of Scientology. "The aim is to bring these families together," commented an organizer who identified himself as David Monde.

Anonymous also plans to bring those who bear the scars of the cult to public attention:

Since Anonymous set out on a campaign against the Church of Scientology, a number of individuals have stepped forth with accounts of their personal experiences within the Church. Many of these people described the negative influence exerted by the Church of Scientology on their families. On a date which remains to be announced, some of these individuals will be relating their experiences to the public as speakers at peaceful demonstrations.

For the text of the announcement and lively debate among anons see this Enturb thread.

The message is signed -

We are Anonymous.
We have Awoken.
We Stand as One.

Comment: Anonymous is displaying exemplary strategic strength and tactical astuteness. Operation Reconnect is a major opportunity to rend the hearts of the public, and allow their outrage to drive public demands for governmental action.


If you are interested in joining Anonymous here are some things you can do:

1. Educate yourself.
2. Become an Enturbanon.
3. Lurk moar.
4. Join the conversation.
5. Spread the word.
6. Party Hard at the Ides of March protests raidz birthday party, on March 15.


1. Read the Messages section of the Project Chanology website (when its not down due to scilon attacks). If its down go to the Project Chanology page on ED. Check out to start educating yourself about Anonymous and Scientology. Don't miss Wise Beard Man and Magoo.
2. Sign up and become a member of Names with "xenu" and "anon" in them are always appropriate and lulzy. Start reading the forums there.

3. Lurk moar! VERY important. Don't start posting immediately. You will look like a newfag idiot if you don't know much. Be prepared for lulz.

4. Once you have some basic information on Anonymous and Scientology, join the conversation and start posting! Enturbulation, along with other forums, is where the Mind of Anonymous is continually coming into being and refining its plans "to take down the Church of Scientology in its present form."

5. We need thousands around the world to join us in this struggle. You can help simply by asking your friends, "Have you heard about Anonymous and its war on the Church of Scientology?" Just making people aware is a big contribution. You can send them here to The Anonymous Revolution for moar information.

6. The party is going to be huge. It takes place a few days after the birthday of the cult's psychotic prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. Bring party hats, cake, tooters, streamers, etc. Anons are wonderful people. Laughter and hilarity are our rations. Lulz are our secret weapon. Memorize the lyrics of RickAstley's Never Gonna Give You Up so you will be prepared for rickrolls. To paraphrase Emma Goldman, "If we can't lol, it's not our revolution." If your friends are reluctant to join us, at least invite them to drive by and support us by honking like hell. Party Hard with Anonymous! (Lyrics here.)

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
Join us on March 15.

Church of Scientology, beware the Ides of March.


Wise Beard Man at XenuTV posted this video made of epic win by Pelvidar. This is the best video I have seen on the evolution of the Anonymous Revolution - a stirring and moving account from the Tom Cruise video incident through the declaration of war and the demostrations of February 10, 2008. I am looking forward to seeing moar of his work as the Plan unfolds to Total Epic Win. Newfags, if you don't watch anything else on The Anonymous Revolution, watch this:

Sunday, February 17, 2008


ArchCritic Arnie Lerma of Exposing the Con has published a list of Co$ lawyers, both confirmed Co$ and needing confirmation. If anons were of a vindicative mind like the scilons, we would adopt their own dead-agenting tactics against these minions of Tom Cruise's Cult (TCC) .

But we're not.

I won't publish the list here, but thought I would point out this member of the legal staff of the Scientology Hate Machine in our nation's capitol. Oh, rite. There were those infiltrations of the IRS offices n stuff.

Disregard that. Go read it and find out for yourself.

Oh, and if you know any of these people, say hai! from all of us anons. Tell them they will have a lot more lulz and save a whole lot of money if they come out into the freedom of Anonymous and the rest of humanity.

Calling all lawyers: Anonymous needs a Pro-Bono Anonymous Army of Paralegals, Attorneys, Litigators, and First Amendament and Tax Law Experts. Join us in the struggle for Great Justice!


Enturbanon Goddess Magoo introduced us to 85-year old Heroine Ida Carman on this Enturb thread:

I just spoke to Ida Camburn, who is 85 years old and has been fighting
the CULT of Scientology since they snagged up her son, 30+ years ago.

He "Disconnected" from her, and she hasn't heard from him since. Ida began fighting the cult of $cientology 30 years ago, joining the original CAN (Cult Awareness Network: Now bought up by Scientology--The Old C.A.N used to help families of people in Cults like Scientology!) She's written to Senators and Congressmen for years.

Ida has picketed with us--you can see her on
She's in the red hat :D

On February 10th she picketed around her neighborhood, out in Hemet, CA
which is the headquarters for Scientology.
If you drove up to Ida's ---you'd see her car with a bumper sticker:

And some Xenu Dolls in her window. She's a fantastic person, and I'm proud to say she's also a dear friend.

GOOD JOB, IDA!!! :mrgreen: :ohyeah: :xenu: :anon: :mrgreen:

My best,

PS: If she can figure out how to upload her photos, she will.

And she is hawt.


Anonymous has just posted an epically important new message addressed "To Those Who Will Fight Against The Church Of Scientology", announcing Phase Two of Project Chanology's plan:

The next step in removing Scientology will be to force the hand of the government into taking action against the church. They have let this cult carry on far too long and now they must realize how dangerous it has become.

Anonymous asks us all to write our government and local police officials seeking investigation into

criminal policies and controversial actions which include:
the Fair Game policies,
the Attack the Attacker policy,
the use of "dead agenting",
the take-over of the Cult Awareness Network,
the Rehabilitation Project Force,
encouraging members to practice Disconnection,
the suppression of the ex-scientologist group Free Zone,
the validity of using E-meters,
a variety of proven conspiracies including plans to attack Paulette Cooper,
and the disturbing stories of Lisa McPherson and Noah Lottick.

Welcome to the Anonymous Internet Insurgency. Co$ has taken down both the Insurgent Wiki and Project Chanology this week. We have been without Partyvan Radio for days. Anonymous, that magnificent bastard, continues to lead and inspire the troops through YouTube. The Anonymous Army of Davids is unstoppable.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Expect Us.

Church of Scientology, Beware the Ides of March.


This is a real war. It will end either with the Church of Scientology remaining as it presently exists, or it will be damaged beyond repair by Anonymous and limp along with its hard-core true believers and aging celebrities as a shadow of its former self.

CoS is utterly vicious and criminal in its savaging of opponents and critics. It has a special name for them: Suppressive Persons (SP). Scientologists are commanded to destroy SP's by any means, no matter how immoral, illegal, or criminal under its Fair Game Law:
SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.
Already the Project Chanology website is coming under frequent attack, and links to it here may not work. Hang in there. It will be up again. Go to the ED Project Chanology Page in the mean time. The Anonymous Revolution will be attacked. We will be back.

Be exceedingly proud of young people in their twenties all over the who form the heart and soul of Anonymous. They are our friends, our brothers and sisters, our children, and our grand-children. They are literally risking being destroyed to liberate those enslaved by Scientology.

Join them. Join us. We are Anonymous. We are Legion.

Saturday, February 16, 2008



The first question I ask is: Have you heard about the Anonymous war on the Church of Scientology?

The second question I ask is: Do you know what a lolcat is?

Most people don't know.

This is a lolcat:


Heroine of the Revolution Paulette Cooper

This week Paulette Cooper, a journalist and critic of the cult, posted for the first time on Enturb. Anons welcomed her enthusiastically. She was born in the Auschwitz concentration camp. She was nearly destroyed for her writings, particularly her book The Scandal of Scientology which you can read online here. She became the first victim on the cults savage attacks on its critics and ex-members in the infamous Operation Freak Out aimed directly at her seeking to silence her by incarcerating her in a mental institution or getting her sent to prison.

Wikipedia gives details on the fair gaming crimes inflicted on her:
Through the years as she continued to expose the Church, Paulette Cooper was the target not only of litigation but of several harassment campaigns including a Scientology campaign known as Operation Freakout, the goal of which was to deter Cooper from criticism of Scientology by having her "incarcerated in a mental institution or jail or at least to hit her so hard that she drops her attacks."[4] In a previous campaign titled Operation Dynamite[5] the church sent itself forged bomb threats, purportedly from Cooper, using her typewriter and paper with her fingerprints on it; further plans included bomb threats to be sent to Henry Kissinger. The Church's campaign was discovered when the FBI raided Scientology offices in 1977 and recovered documents relating to the operation.[6] The Church finally agreed to an out-of-court settlement with Cooper in 1985 in exchange for her discontinuing her legal actions against Scientology.[7]
And she is hawt.


Scientology is an utter human tragedy. Kids have been brainwashed. Children and parents been separated through the cult's hateful policy and practice of disconnection. Children have committed suicide because of the cult.

Scientology destroys children.
For every child lost, our hearts grow more resolute.
We are Anonymous.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Join us.

("For every child lost, our hearts grow more resolute" is taken from editordrone's magnificent Why the Masks? posted below.)


It is difficult to overestimate the importance of Tory Christman to the Anonymous Revolution and the esteem and affection with which she is held by anons the world over.

Tory was a member of CoS for 30 years and worked in the Office of Special Affairs (OSA). She left and became one of the leading Critics of Co$. She is utterly delightful. When she first heard of the great declaration of war video she thought it was a false flag trick by OSA to distract attention from the infamous Tom Cruise video and Andrew Morton's new biography of Tom Cruise. Then the phone rang, and a voice said, "This is Anonymous." The beginning of a love affair.

She is widely known as Magoo, her chatroom handle. This video shows why we fight.

Tory now has a webcam and will posting on Youtube. All her videos are here.
Her main page with many videos of her speaking about her experience with the cult
is here.

And she is hawt.

Friday, February 15, 2008

blue-hair minions watchin pr0n in ur basement

The excellent Nekromantik reported on his experience of speaking with the representative of his Congressman It went exceedingly well:

When I mentioned to her that the Co$ had infiltrated the IRS and received their tax-exempt status just as the perpetrators of the crimes were being sent to jail, she stated that this was something that *absolutely required* investigation. MAJOR FUCKING WIN!
Blue-hair MollyBloom responded:


Yes, please give links for all the tax info and the cases that have been in court and I will get my blue-hair minions on this immediately, they need to get out of the basement anyway because they have been finding where the kids hang on on the chans and are lurking there; I think they are enjoying the pr0n too much. ;)
That's Anonymous. Bluehairfags and 13-year old boys watching pr0n in the basement. lol!

Join us.

Thursday, February 14, 2008


There is such a great ferment of thinking, debate, strategizing, and lulz going on at the it is getting difficult to keep up with posts. So many of the posts are insightful, intriguing, amusing, and moving. From time to time I will post Enturbs of the Nao, gleanings from Enturb's threads.

Tax-exemption: Enturbanon Kansan to stop $ci pointed to excellent articles in the ABA Journal and the NYTimes on the current case claiming the government is violating the Establishment Clause of the Constitution by granting CoS tax deductions for the outrageous fees for "religious" education it charges, and this despite a 1987 Supreme Court forbidding them to do so.

Femanonymous provided this great quote from the pdf of the 2002 9th Circuit Court of Appeals from the ABA Journal article:
If the IRS does, in fact, give preferential treatment to members
of the Church of Scientology -- allowing them a special
right to claim deductions that are contrary to law and rightly
disallowed to everybody else -- then the proper course of
action is a lawsuit to stop to that policy. 1 The remedy is not
to require the IRS to let others claim the improper deduction,
Tsu No Dihm makes this excellent comment:

The Holy Bible, Free from Gideons.
The Book of Mormon, Free from the Church of Latter Day Saints.
The Teachings of Scientology, more than $350,000

Revoking the Tax Exempt Status of the Corporation of Scientology...


Something I thought up today, perhaps it would make a good sign or Flier.

Calling all lawyers: An Anonymous Army of Lawyers is needed to take on this epically litigious Goliath. Join us!

Chanology: The great debate on chan culture and how much it should be evident in our raidz demonstrations and propaganda our banners, placards, and handout continues to rage. There are so many posts pro and con, I am going to give my position here and let you browse Enturb for varying perspectives.

I find chan culture so lulzy that I want to introduce it to people. I am always thinking of ways to help people get over their shock and disgust at some of it, appreciate chanology, have great lulz and join us. If they are unwilling to enjoy mega-lulz, then I try to get them to support the cause of great justice anyway. The critics and liberated captives of Scientology are thrilled with us just as we are. We don't need everyone to join us. Today we are 7000+ . The cult is only 80,000. If we can recruit that many anons, they are dead. Surely we can get that many despite what some may be turned off by. Chanology is not all niggertits. We can leave the word out of the raids. We have a ton of memes the public will love. So let the rickrolls roll. Let everyone join us and party hard at the March 15 raidz and enjoy the delicious caek of our finest memes.

Crimes of the Cult:

Biggins posted this gem:

January 21, 2008

Three French members of the Church of Scientology, suspected of holding a fourth person against their will, were arrested Monday in Nuoro, Sardinia, a local police spokesman told AFP. “The three people belong to the Church of Scientology, whereas the person being held was probably not a member,” Fabrizio Mustaro, of the Nuoro Prefecture on the Mediterranean island, told AFP.

Police were alerted by a phone call that reported cries for help coming from a house on Mount Ortobene, near Nuoro, said Mustaro. Officers found a 47-year-old woman of Tunisian origin sleeping semi-naked on a mattress infested with vermin. She was subsequently hospitalised. Three other people at the house, a 42-year-old woman and two 18-year-old men, one of Tunisian origin, were arrested and charged with kidnapping.
"You Can't Stop The Signal"

Nice work, scilons.

Moar later.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008


This is our message to the practitioners of Scientology. It is for the liberation of these captives that we fight.

Practitioners of Scientology,

Come out of the darkness and into the light of the glorious freedom of Anonymous and the rest of humanity.

Enlightenment in every authentic religion is free. Authentic religions are eager to disseminate their beliefs for free. They want everyone to experience enlightenment. The authentic enlightenment and freedom that comes from God, experienced in many ways and under many names.

You do not need to sacrifice your bank accounts, your families, your friends, the dreams of your hearts, the sacredness and inviolability of your inmost conscience.

Do you fear not being able to acquire the techniques you desire to answer the fundamental questions of existence and master the darknesses of the human mind and heart?

They are available in rich abundance in the light.

Do you fear losing family and friends if you come into freedom and the light?

What true mother, father, husband, wife, son, daughter, friend would totally disconnect from you as you pursue your authentic freedom and happiness?

Do you fear losing your livelihood?

The riches of a slave are as nothing compared to the freedom of a poor man.

Do you fear being alone if you risk the escape to freedom?

You have seven thousand new friends who care about you profoundly. Warriors who risk being savaged for your liberation. Friends who will do anything for you. Every day thousands more join The Anonymous Revolution. For your sake.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

Join us.


The time has come in the life of this blog to cut chanspeak free to rawr. Chanspeak is the national language of the tribal confederation that is Anonymous. It is a language of endless lulz, richness of memes, and a wonderous mashup of dialects from many sources including texting, chat, gaming, and Japanese pidgin English. It is the language of scathing satire, parody, invective, and black humor. It abounds in artful misspellings. It is utterly raunchy and epically hilarious. It is the language of absolute freedom of speech. Nigras are revered for their heroism in The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006. Youtube videos are cheerfully called jewtubes. Chan has transformed the vilest epithets in our culture into lulzy terms of affection. Every one, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, is a fag: newfags, oldfags, bluehairfags, $cifags, and fagfags. It gleefully slaughters every politcally correct cow in sight. It kills it, eats it, shits it out, flings it into the fan, and shouts out, "Epic fukken win!!!!!11111ELEVEN!!!!

It is one of the great languages of the world.




Here are some of the True Heroes of the Revolution:

Lisa McPherson and the Martyrs of Scientology
The Victims of Scientology
The Freed Slaves of Scientology
The Critics
The Faceless Face of the Future

Tuesday, February 12, 2008


On this blog, as in real life, I exercise my absolute right to absolute freedom of speech.

Monday, February 4, 2008


Welcome to The Anonymous Revolution.

On January 21, 2008,
in an electrifying video on Youtube, Anonymous declared war on the Church of Scientology . The casus belli was its abuse of free speech in forcing Youtube to take down a video of Tom Cruise raving about Scientology.

After declaring war, Anonymous, a confederation of groups from various internet image boards, quickly set up Project Chanology, "a large scale plan to bring down the Church of Scientology in its present form." Its website (sometimes down perhaps due to Church of Scientology attacks) acts as Command Central. It publishes messages to the general public, the enemy, and the troops. It provides education and training to thousands of anonymous. It boosts their morale through Raidchan Radio. An anti-Scientology website,, serves as the main forum where Anonymous debates and plans strategy.

Anonymous allied itself with long-time anti-Scientology activists known as the Critics. On Youtube Anonymous called for world-wide demonstrations on February 10th, the birthday of Lisa McPherson, a young woman who wanted to leave the cult and who died through horrendous medical neglect at its hands.

On February 10th, more than 7,000 anonymous poured off the internet into the streets for the first time ever. Anonymous scored major successes demonstrating against CoS "churches" all over the world. The next demonstration, Party Hard, takes place on Saturday, March 15, a few days after the birthday of the cult's false prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. Over 9,000 new anonymous are expected to swell the ranks by then.

Most of the general public find talk of a "war" on a religion to be somewhat shocking. Most people believe Scientology is an odd religion practiced by some Hollywood celebrities, but basically harmless.

What is coming more into public awareness through the struggle being waged are even more shocking things about this "church" which carried out the largest infiltration of the United States government through Operation Snow White which involved up to 5,000 covert agents.

Is there another church that carries out actions designed to drive its critics to insanity or frame them for crimes and put them in prison as the Church of Scientology did against author and Auschwitz survivor Paulette Cooper in Operation Freakout?

Should we as Americans continue their tax-exemption in light of these and other human rights abuses that continue?

This blog is an invitation to everyone to join the Anonymous Revolution. It is written particularly for those who wish to join us who do not know what a lolcat is, as well as those who come from older generations - the parents, grandparents, and older and younger siblings of the magnificent cohort of men and women in their twenties who are the heart and soul of Anonymous.

Chanology is the culture of Anonymous and the underworld (at least to the general public) of the chans. The chans are image boards that originated in Japan. Mother of the English chans is 4chan.
Currently, it has thirty-five different image boards, covering topics ranging from anime, weapons, and photography to real and animated pornography. /b/, the random board, is the homeland of Anonymous. Posting anonymously is a requirement, and the origin of the group's name. Chan culture is marked by its own unique, often ribald, language; scathing invective; and a penchant for black humor, pornographic, gruesome and offensive images, raiding, and above all lulz. (Blue-hair minions see here. Others see here).

I am a naturalized anonymous. I do not know the chan world from inside, but I love this world, I hope many others will come to enjoy its lulz. I hope many
others will join the struggle for great justice.

I believe that Anonymous
is the most intriguing cultural phenomenon on the scene today. I believe it is creating a social revolution.

The first revolution was the actual internet revolt that occurred in January 2008.

The second revolution is the transformation of Anonymous from a tribe of lulz-crazed internet pranksters and raiders to a lulz-crazed, focused-like-a-laser, Anonymous Army of Davids declaring war on the Goliath of the wealthy, celebrity-assetted, litigious, vicious, organized crime con operation known as the Church of Scientology.

The third is Anonymous transforming itself from rabble in the underworld of the internet into a powerful moral force in the streets in real life, utterly intent on the liberation of the Captives of Scientology, the vindication of its Victims and Martyrs, and the destruction of the oppressive, and evil power structure of the Church of Scientology as it presently stands under the leadership of its head, David Miscavige.

Social revolution? You be the judge.

Anonymous does not want to take down the belief system of Scientology. We merely want to heap upon it the scorn and ridicule it so richly deserves . (Video here and here.) People are free to believe whatever odd or unusual thing they want. We have no argument with those who wish to engage in Scientology as a self-help psychology and self-improvement practice. We do want to take down the hateful and oppressive power structure Church of Scientology in its present form. We want to liberate its slaves.

To our brothers and sisters held captive by the Church of Scientology we say: Come out of the darkness and into the light of the glorious freedom of Anonymous and the rest of humanity.

Join us. Anonymous will prevail.

(The Anonymous Revolution awards five gold-plated internets to Encylopedia Dramatica for introducing us to Anonymous, and five gold-plated internets to editordrone of that seething cauldron of the revolution,, for inspiring me to write this blawg.)