1. Educate yourself.
2. Become an Enturbanon.
3. Lurk moar.
4. Join the conversation.
5. Spread the word.
6. Party Hard at the Ides of March
1. Read the Messages section of the Project Chanology website (when its not down due to scilon attacks). If its down go to the Project Chanology page on ED. Check out http://www.xenu.net/ to start educating yourself about Anonymous and Scientology. Don't miss Wise Beard Man and Magoo.
2. Sign up and become a member of Enturbulation.org. Names with "xenu" and "anon" in them are always appropriate and lulzy. Start reading the forums there.
3. Lurk moar! VERY important. Don't start posting immediately. You will look like a newfag idiot if you don't know much. Be prepared for lulz.
4. Once you have some basic information on Anonymous and Scientology, join the conversation and start posting! Enturbulation, along with other forums, is where the Mind of Anonymous is continually coming into being and refining its plans "to take down the Church of Scientology in its present form."
5. We need thousands around the world to join us in this struggle. You can help simply by asking your friends, "Have you heard about Anonymous and its war on the Church of Scientology?" Just making people aware is a big contribution. You can send them here to The Anonymous Revolution for moar information.
6. The party is going to be huge. It takes place a few days after the birthday of the cult's psychotic prophet, L. Ron Hubbard. Bring party hats, cake, tooters, streamers, etc. Anons are wonderful people. Laughter and hilarity are our rations. Lulz are our secret weapon. Memorize the lyrics of RickAstley's Never Gonna Give You Up so you will be prepared for rickrolls. To paraphrase Emma Goldman, "If we can't lol, it's not our revolution." If your friends are reluctant to join us, at least invite them to drive by and support us by honking like hell. Party Hard with Anonymous! (Lyrics here.)
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
Join us on March 15.
Church of Scientology, beware the Ides of March.