The Anonymous Revolution was thinking yesterday that Anonymous needs to hoist the Cult of $ on its own celebrity petard. Although David Miscavige is the leader of the cult, he is so frightened of angering or losing Tiny Tom, the Messiah of Scientology, that Tom Cruise is effectively Head of the Church and responsible for all of its activities. Tom Cruise's Cult seemed a good term for the cult.
We were therefore delighted to see the term Tom Cruise's Cult appearing in Enturbthreads today. This a most significant change in terminology. I want to have a large banner made for the March 15 protests that reads:
TOM CRUISE'S CULT DESTROYS CHILDREN AND FAMILIES!
Such banners and posters are going to be much in evidence at the March 15 Party Hard protests in honor of the birthday of L. Ron Hubbard, lunatic founder of the cult. The media will photograph them and film them and put them in newspapers and on TV.
Tom Cruise, Beware the Ides of March!
Update: Excellent Enturbanons have commented and advised that this is not a good idea. It would be perceived as unfair attacks on a tabloid star, and we need to limit our protests to Co$. I agree. Maybe something more positive, kinder, and gentler, like, "TOM, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH DAVE MISCAVIGE?"
waianon also voiced this wish:
On the other hand, while I severely doubt that this would happen, wouldn't it be awesome if as a result of the protests he began seeing the "Church" for what it really is? Even those of us who hate his guts would have to smile at $cientology's poster boy being declared an SP, especially since I doubt they'd dare to do jack to him.
That would be delicious cake indeed.
We are Anonymous, Tom.